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FML

was just talking to one of my best friends about how you'll always know your exes so well and even if you completely hate their guts you'll always feel something for them.i can tell i'll always value their opinion and if they advise me on something ill want to do it which pisses me off because i shouldnt care

aagagahhhhh

''jealousy is an ugly emotion, and only for the weak''

mariko mori

its true

obama for yo mama

'I inhaled frequently. That was the point' - Barack Obama

got my roots done finally.theyve turned me into a ginger AND over-charged me by ALOT




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Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my exgirlfriend's number. She texted back, "one of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

Today, I went to the eye doctor and they used dilating eye-drops on me. After I left, my vision was still pretty blurry. I walked to the subway and when I went to step onto the train, I missed and my whole left leg got stuck in the gap. The train was delayed 10 minutes because of me. FML

Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

Today, I asked my mom if she thought I was straight. She looked at me and said "Well, that's really up to you honey. But your father and I would still love you." I was asking if she thought I had parked straight. FML